China Town

Back in Greece, working at a Chinese Restaurant (yeah i know.. wtf)...
All of the tourists are pretty much scandinavian and i have compiled a list of facts and observations just for you:

1. Scand women cannot walk in heels.. even wedges.. it just looks.. tranvestite-ish.. ew
2. Never, EVER sniff tablecloths at chinese restaurants. no matter how compeled you are to do so!
3. Ive made friends with gay norwegian bikers who only ride harleys
4. I work across from leonidas (hes a waiter at an upscale resto opposite china palace)
5. it takes a lot to get scands to smile
6. I got searched by the cops and almost went to jail cus i didnt have an id on me, but luckily they didnt ask me for it so i escaped..
7. my little brothers favorite animal is a chicken. (he is 3.5 yrs old)
8. ive eaten maybe 30 fortune cookies and they seem to be very certain that i will make good friends at the next party i go to.

so friends, this is all for now. boyfie is good, i saw my ex randomly.. he looked like a deer in headlights... lame
its still too cold to wear shorts or jumpers which i am frustrated about.
i need a bikini
and
i am extra tired sooo good resting friends

Useless

Useless things:
1. Pagers
2. Paper grocery bags
3. Plastic knives
4. Shutter Glasses. As modeled by Kanye West
5. Kanye West, as modeled by Kanye West
6. Celery
7. Angry blogging.. my last post is jokes
8. tweens
9. MINI FRIDGES (DONT WORK)
10. kitchen sponges (its like washing your plates with poop)
11. nail polish bottle shapes.. (you will never get that last bit of polish out the bottom)
12. fingerless gloves!
13. plastic spatulas (they MELT.... USELESSSSS!!)
14. nipple stickers
15. finger puppets
16. Sticky Tack.. doesnt stick. GAY
17. this list
18. Goldfish. completely disloyal, AND UNPETABLE
19. the silicon packages in your purses and shoes. Theyre there.. waiting for you to eat them.
20. BODY JEWELS.. not pretty
21. hair mascara


freezer burnt pizza pockets.. are NOT useless to my surprise.. kindof like a pizza Popsicle :)


umm im too tired to think of more and not as creative as i would like to be.

Any suggestions? lol

Ice

Betrayal: Life's Sucker Punch- Intelligence, its bag of ice.
So.. go ahead and punch me as much as you want, cus i got a DAMN BIG bag of ice, and I aint gunna get bruised.

Ive said it before, there's no such thing as friends, just family

If you dont think the words best friend and brother are synonyms, you are in for a rude awakening.

not now, not tomorrow. But maybe the next day.
I am filled with such anger and yet such peace.
Ignorance is no bliss but a blindfold sure helps.

I am starting to make apologies, make amends

Something so small broke the straw, i am filled with a nausea that reflects my own inner mom.
"I told you so"
"I told you so"
"I told you so"