Balls and Bruises

After attending my first 4 day rugby tournament, im proud to say i am alive, concussionless and havent bled yet.

my knee feels like a chew toy and im limping, ive turned a lovely shade of green and blue and yellow and purple and pink, i have bruising on my legs (one bruise i've named Ernie spans from above my ankle all the way to my lower thigh). Other than ernie, here is my count:

ear: 1 bruise (whole ear)
neck: 1 bruise (right side, looks like a squid hickey)
chest: 3 bruises (on my left breast)
right shoulder: 1 bruise (small)
left shoulder: 2 bruises (small)
right arm: 2 bruises (one is HUGE, one is smaller)
left arm: 2 bruises (small)
right thigh: 1 bruise (medium)
left thigh: 1 bruise (same thing)
bum: 3 bruises (medium)
right leg: 10 bruises (all very big and very purple)
left leg: Ernie

total: 27 + Ernie = Goodbye sundress

team bonding was fun
i made up my mind about whom i like/disslike
i have a crush. so unatainable.. but i can dream
i had an abercrombie binge
annd, thats it for now.

my april followup list i hope will be more exciting than march's

I'll be more subtle

There's always that one guy who screws you up so bad you could have sworn you were in love with him?



he could be your best friend
or
your lover
or
your family
or
your smile
but he's always
your problem




and you've given him so much all you want back is respect

all you want back is for it to be how it was in the beginning.



all you want is him to love you like he used to





and all he gives you is



"don't you find it messed up how you ask so much of me as a friend"

if you cant handle being my friend, dont try to kiss me, you're the one overwhelming yourself.





jerk.

Snitches Get Stitches

I almost got into a street fight today, walking up Monkland from LCC after Rugby Practice with my friend A.

A and I were wearing our rugby shorts..
tight, white, and SHORT, with tube socks and jackets.
Kindof like aggressive cheerleaders.

Kids from Centennial high walk by and start pointing and laughing. (obviously the girls were jealz)

so i turn around and im like "really? you fkn kidding me? you really laughing at me baby?"
and they just keep laughing, so i blow them a kiss and they proceed to stick up their middle finger at me, at which point i stick my tongue between my index and middle fingers and make moaning noises at them, the girls got sketched out and stopped laughing and the guys started waving and trying to get our numbers.

Ah... how great it is to have a superior intelligence

The Mornings After

Ever smiled at someone you didn't know?

I do, sometimes. Sometimes i give dirty looks too.
Eitherway I don't know who reads this, and if anyone really ever does.
But if you do, reach out, smile or frown i don't mind, let me know you're there.

March and April

I got accepted into university
I ruined a friendship by means of human impulse and loneliness
I slacked
I lied
I schemed
I talked shit
I drank
I concussed someone in rugby
I was lonely
I partied really hard
I hooked up
I lost a percentage of my hearing permanently
I was on medication
I gained weight

so there we go. We'll see what i can add to the list later on