Jackson Pollock

This might seem critical and judgmental.
But not every paint splatter is a work of art, right?

I'm an awkward painting.
I need to point out the bad so i can evolve from a paint-splatter.

into
something more legible.
I don't like Picassos.

BAD
1. Love Handles
2. Thin Hair. Boring.
3. inner thighs
4. Strange tan
5. Mean
6. Impatient
7. Lazy
8. Unemployed
9. Butt?
10. Perkier boobies please
11. Not a Ballerina
12. Not flexible enough.. yet
13. Selfish
14. Grumpy
15. Picky
16. Unmotivated
17. Weak
18. Too Proud
19. Too sensitive
20. Shy
21. Ugly Sneeze
22. Whiter Teeth
23. Always in the Background.
24. Educational Achievements wane

well now.
Harsh? Maybe.
But I have something to do
for the next 60/70 years,

while you sit around a knit.