China Town

Back in Greece, working at a Chinese Restaurant (yeah i know.. wtf)...
All of the tourists are pretty much scandinavian and i have compiled a list of facts and observations just for you:

1. Scand women cannot walk in heels.. even wedges.. it just looks.. tranvestite-ish.. ew
2. Never, EVER sniff tablecloths at chinese restaurants. no matter how compeled you are to do so!
3. Ive made friends with gay norwegian bikers who only ride harleys
4. I work across from leonidas (hes a waiter at an upscale resto opposite china palace)
5. it takes a lot to get scands to smile
6. I got searched by the cops and almost went to jail cus i didnt have an id on me, but luckily they didnt ask me for it so i escaped..
7. my little brothers favorite animal is a chicken. (he is 3.5 yrs old)
8. ive eaten maybe 30 fortune cookies and they seem to be very certain that i will make good friends at the next party i go to.

so friends, this is all for now. boyfie is good, i saw my ex randomly.. he looked like a deer in headlights... lame
its still too cold to wear shorts or jumpers which i am frustrated about.
i need a bikini
and
i am extra tired sooo good resting friends