Useless

Useless things:
1. Pagers
2. Paper grocery bags
3. Plastic knives
4. Shutter Glasses. As modeled by Kanye West
5. Kanye West, as modeled by Kanye West
6. Celery
7. Angry blogging.. my last post is jokes
8. tweens
9. MINI FRIDGES (DONT WORK)
10. kitchen sponges (its like washing your plates with poop)
11. nail polish bottle shapes.. (you will never get that last bit of polish out the bottom)
12. fingerless gloves!
13. plastic spatulas (they MELT.... USELESSSSS!!)
14. nipple stickers
15. finger puppets
16. Sticky Tack.. doesnt stick. GAY
17. this list
18. Goldfish. completely disloyal, AND UNPETABLE
19. the silicon packages in your purses and shoes. Theyre there.. waiting for you to eat them.
20. BODY JEWELS.. not pretty
21. hair mascara


freezer burnt pizza pockets.. are NOT useless to my surprise.. kindof like a pizza Popsicle :)


umm im too tired to think of more and not as creative as i would like to be.

Any suggestions? lol